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I’m going to my first midnight premier tomorrow night. It’s for Monsters U. I’m almost 21 years old. 

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not-enough-fandom:

i wanna dress like a post-apocalyptic rebel leader who beheads her enemies while taking shots of whiskey but then again i also want to dress like a very feminine little girl that frolics through fields of lovely flowers, 
my struggle is real

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dave-vriska:

taleasoldastimelords:

I’d like to give my Facebook friend a standing ovation

a standing ovulation

dave-vriska:

taleasoldastimelords:

I’d like to give my Facebook friend a standing ovation

a standing ovulation

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oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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imfamousontumblr:

when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out

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doses-of-inspiration:

samtsunami:

lenorehoult:

A THOUSAND RE-BLOGS! probably one of the best anti-rape campaigns I have ever seen

I love this but I really hate how it shows that only men are capable of sexual assault and rape. Women are just as capable of verbally, sexually, and physically abusing their partner.

^^^

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