February 2012
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Me: So... Do you come here often?
Darren Criss: ...
Me: ...
Darren Criss: ...
Me: ...
Darren Criss: This is my shower.
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The Monstrumologist by Rick Yancey
Summary
I liked this book a lot more than I thought I would. Every time it seemed like it was becoming predictable, another plot twist was thrown in that made it even more interesting. I also really enjoyed the historical references to the creatures they were studying, as well.
Also, I tend to dislike books that have main characters younger than I am and books that are set in the 1800s or...
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“Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right.”
– Ricky Gervais (via barafundlebay)
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My housing application is complete! Weeee
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Watch
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“The average mouthful of semen contains 7 calories.”
Blaine flinched as soon as the words left his mouth because where the fuck had that come from, and he really needed to do something about his brain’s incessant need to revert back to facts when he was stressed.
Kurt didn’t even blink, hardly phased even as the class roared in pandemonium around them and Blaine...
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I’ve already got you to bothering me; I don’t need another hopeless case with a face made of eyebrows following me around.
I’m such a sucker for eyebrow jokes