August 2010
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Donnie: Life isn't that simple. I mean who cares if Ling Ling returns the wallet and keeps the money? It has nothing to do with either fear or love.
Kitty Farmer: Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions.
Donnie: Okay. But you're not listening to me. There are other things that need to be taken into account here. Like the whole spectrum of human emotion. You can't just lump everything into these two categories and then just deny everything else!
Everyone go tell Mike to put me on mobile updates
I just wanna bug him
Cutest laugh oh my God sfghuvxg
He’s gonna stop smoking. Oh my God. Fjridjxjxckx
Oh my God @hayleyyyy713 he’s half asleep snuggling with my dog. Dhdkddjcncj
She deleted that tweet? Afchbxhkvc
He’s so sweet though.
RT @LoveBryony: If you don’t like Nick, fine I’m not gonna hate on you for that cos its your opinion. But to go as low as making fun of …
8 tags
July 2010
This guy was on Court TV. Awesome.
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My dog got in my bed at 10 last night and hasn’t moved. It’s 11 AM.
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RT @Lord_Voldemort7: #igetsomadwhen movie reviewers use puns in their reviews. Ex: “Leo Dicaprio is ‘dreamy’ in #Inception….
RT @favoritemelody: some guy just stopped me, shook my hand and went “you rock harder than anyone i’ve ever seen.” BEST HONOR EVER.
So this guy is 25, so he’s a little old. He was in the Navy, has a tragic past, and is an artist. Also loves dogs. Also pretty hot.
Straight A student, in college for graphic design. Addgjhjfyjb can I keep him?
RT @funnyoneliners: I really hope cell phones aren’t bad for us, but I would like the excuse: ‘I can’t talk right now. You’re giving me …
This guy’s past is so sad. Jesus. Definitely not a tool.
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And the guy isn’t a tool at all. He loves dogs and was baby talking to them. One bad thing: he smokes.
Beach was fun. Lots of dogs. Sun went behind a cloud and now it’s freezing. Going in.
So it looks like I get to meet a hottie. Also looks like he’s a complete tool/douche/partier/manwhore/etc.
If a guy will baby talk to doggies, he’s already attractive to me.
RT @ItsChelseaStaub: Use what talents you possess. The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best.
RT @Lord_Voldemort7: Yo momma is so gross she thought Hogwarts was an STD.
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I’ve been waiting to close the cooler for 5 minutes.
Heidi likes to drink out of coolers. The water is cold when the ice has melted, and the ice is cold too, so…
RT @jeffstinco: Il me semble que depuis quelques jours, ca sent la fin aout malgre qu’on soit seulement a la fin juillet…
RT @tysonritteraar: Sane is for pussies.
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Saw an 80 year old woman dancing. It was awesome.
Also ate dinner at Margaritaville. No really.
Awesome. I feel like shit.
Guy at the bar singing the Flinstones theme. To the tune of Red Wine.
RT @JohnLloydTaylor: What is important to you, or makes you feel alive? Some people live for $, or fame, or to be “better” than others. …
RT @AndyStanley: We fear the consequences of confession because we’ve yet to experience the consequences of concealment.
RT @BieberWorldJDB: Dear protesters, you have now pissed off over four million teenage girls…they are more dangerous then the Navy Seals.
We’re locked out. Fnkmjrf I’m dying. The dogs are pissed.
Saw someone that could have been @stephen_james’s twin today.
Right turn on red after stop. Okay.
I feel so alive for the very first time
My sister has a headache so she sat in the shade by the loudest damn ride in the park. Good one.
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Sandusky Bay is freaking HUGE.
Cedar Point… Wish I had a camera :(
After the run-in with the Amish last summer, my dad’s obsessed.
Yeah I’m gonna be a bitch if you look me in the eyes and slam a door in my face.
