March 2012
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Oh my god the Penisopoly pieces could be condoms and lube and handcuffs and shit. And jail would be blue balls central
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I wonder if Penisopoly exists and if so how I could send it to a fictional character
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But now you can sign
Up for giodreads instead of texting at least there’s that
grantini replied to your post: JESS WHAT WHY DID YOUR PARENTS TAKE YOUR PHONE GET…
ONLY FOR THE NIGHT ILL BE BACK IN THE MORNING
Oh Jesus Christ thank god I just assumed you were asleep fuck my life I panicked there for a minute
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JESS WHAT WHY DID YOUR PARENTS TAKE YOUR PHONE GET IT BACK I CANT DEAL WITH THIS AGAIN
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PS I also can’t see tags on my phone app, so if you need me send me a message
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So like my laptop’s fucked up and moves like a snail and our desktop is fucked up and keeps like starting new lines when I type and like hitting enter on its own and clicking on everything and opening a million windows at once and it doesn’t do it to my mom so pretty much she probably won’t fix it and I won’t be able to blog the way I normally do unless she does. I can post...
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via goldentulips)
blainetheasspirate:
blainemotherfickleanderson:
blainetheasspirate:
blainemotherfickleanderson:
blainetheasspirate replied to your post: Schue can be Willy Wonka
YES PLEASE
I CAN’T DO IT
BUT I BELIEVE IN YOU
HOW ABOUT SUE SYLVESTER?
BLAINE
BECAUSE HE GOT THE FACTORY FROM HIS FATHER
AND SUE IS CHAPERONING QUINN
OHHHHHHHH
AND THEN WITH KURT AS CHARLIE——
...
riddlesdiary:
leakycon twereted me oh my gpofdd
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Louise I resent your “#lol melody should be a thing” post
Trying to figure out why Darren Criss isn't having...
I can’t come up with a reasonable explanation
February 2012
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“That scoundrel wants to drop me because I admired his companion’s lovely slim ankles.” Kurt nodded. “He looks terribly angry about it.” “Naturally.” Blaine nodded. “As the ankles were wrapped around my head at the time.”
A,hvlkusdflvbluibv this fic is perfect
cashcrab:
The National Coalition Of Girls Who Still Think “Rawr Means I Love You In Dinosaur” Is A Thing will be holding a convention this weekend in New York City in which members affiliated with the group will meet together and form a massive sitting circle in which they will all draw pictures of Jack Skellington on each other’s Vans.
“You can have a very intense relationship with fictional characters because they...”
– - J.K. Rowling
(via reflectionturnsmyworldtostone)
*God*
(via elorasmith)
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mosby:
sam evans i’m coach roz washington, and you are one strange looking kid i’ve never seen lips like that on a white child and one of your nipples is higher than the other i bet you had to overcome a lot with those crooked nipples well i know a thing or two about overcoming when i was growing up they said that black folks couldn’t swim but i had a dream that one day i would get to the...
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Polar Bear Cam →
Since you guys liked the giraffe cam so much, I thought I’d share this with you as well.
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Anonymous asked: Lol the photo you just posted of Darren and Meredith... Imagine it's his sex face O.o
