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Anonymous asked: Just so you know, there's a new Fanfiction Site that's been created because of all the mess at FFdotnet - it's wwwdotyourfanfictiondotcom and has all the usability of FFdotnet but without the unreliability. They even say on there that they won't just delete anyone's fics without telling them and, if they have to, they'll email the fic to the person so no-one just...
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queenrickon: if a tree falls in the forest do the other trees laugh
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absoluutebliss: first of all, who allowed me on the internet
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gehbiahblue: I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet
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everlark-in: seneca—-crane: Argus Filch and the Students Out of Bed Argus Filch and the Graffiti Everywhere Argus Filch and the High Cost of Painting Repair Argus Filch and the Massive Crowd That Leaves Trash Everywhere Argus Filch and the Best Year Ever Argus Filch and the Ruined Bathroom Argus Filch and the Worst Mess He’s Ever Seen
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courag3: JESUS CHRIST DARREN WHAT
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Remember that list of penis synonyms I found? →
melodykalypso: steamin’ semen truck is still my favorite.
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whats the html code for a social life <go> </outside> 404 error
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I just why do I have to wait 2 hours for this interview can I just like go do it now in my tinker bell pajama bottoms and my glee live warbler tee I’ll get bonus points for being early and childlike right
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period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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“No but Darren’s ass is why they kicked out Pluto. Sorry, Pluto, we found...”
– Ash (via shotgunanderson)
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yes okay so I need to be up in 7 hours so I can shower and be presentable for this interview so goodnight
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can we talk about how excited I am for my job interview tomorrow like I’m not even nervous I got a pretty dress and I work with kids all the time and like I might get nervous for a mintute when I get there but I’m getting auntie anne’s either before or after for lunch so that’s good
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