Queen of the Non Sequitur
Melody. 19. Indiana.
I am: random. sarcastic. silly. an artist. a photographer. an animal lover. a kid lover. a mess. more confident than I ever was before.
I love Darren Criss, Starkid, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Glee, and quotes, among other things.
All photos are discovered on photo sharing sites.
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“The average mouthful of semen contains 7 calories.”
Blaine flinched as soon as the words left his mouth because where the fuck had that come from, and he really needed to do something about his brain’s incessant need to revert back to facts when he was stressed.
Kurt didn’t even blink, hardly phased even as the class roared in pandemonium around them and Blaine wondered just how firedhe was going to get for this.
“Mmm,” Kurt’s voice had dropped to something low and gravelly, a smoky undertone and half-lidded eyes under his dark lashes, “I love it when guys talk nutritional to me.”
