“Darren, why the fuck is the house decorated in tacky Star Wars stuff?” Joey was leaning against the fridge in their kitchen, having just woken up with an inflatable wookie.
“MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!”
Darren reached under the Star Wars tablecloth covered table and handed him a gift bag.
“You should probably go get ready for when the rest of the party gets here.”
“We’re having a party?”
Darren grinned and nodded enthusiastically. “Of course we are.”
Darren rushed around the house making it perfect, and by the time Joey came back downstairs from his shower (again with an inflatable wookie) there were various Star Wars ships hanging from the ceiling and bags near the door.
“What’s in the bags?”
Darren grinned again. “You’ll have to wait until everyone gets here to find out! Now help me hang this banner.”
Joey grabbed one side of the banner and held it up while Darren climbed the ladder to hang it.
“Why does the banner say “May the Orgasm Be With You?”
“It’s a party!”
“…is this another one of your masturbating parties? Cause things got weird last time.”
“Things aren’t going to get weird this time. I won’t drink as much, and I’ll stay with Melody.”
Joey sighed. “Why do you throw these things? I ended up having to buy a blacklight and bleach for the whole house last time!”
And then the door bell rang.
Darren started letting everyone in and having them grab a bag. While he was distracted, Joey grabbed a bag and ran into the kitchen to dump it out on the counter.
The bag contained an adult Star Wars character costume (he managed to pick up princess leia), and various Star Wars themed sex toys. It took him forever to go through everything and get back to the party.
Melody was walking around in a slutty Yoda costume while Darren was wearing his Wookie costume, which he could only pull off cause his chest was so damn hairy.
Melody sat down on the couch and Darren started making out with her, which was normal enough except for the Yoda costume. It really looked like a wookie making out with Yoda. Joey threw his hand over his eyes to stop the pain. There were several other people around the room. Princess Leia and a hairless wookie dry humping on his favourite couch, Jar Jar Binks and R2D2 giving Darth Vader a blow job, and Jabba the Hut and C-3PO 69ing it on the dining room table.
Joey returned to the kitchen to get a drink (a very alcoholic one) and returned to find that everyone had changed things up a bit. Darren wookie was now with Jar Jar Binks, Darth Vader and Melody Yoda were up against the window, Jabba the Hut had a Yoda shaped dildo which was moving in and out of R2D2 while Princess Leia, hairless Wookie and C-3PO were chasing each other around in circles.
Joey retreated to his room, which was now full of Yoda blow up dolls in time to hear Darren scream “MAY THE ORGASM BE WITH YOU ALL!!!!!” followed by splats and moans of satisfaction.