Queen of the Non Sequitur
Melody. 19. Indiana.
I am: random. sarcastic. silly. an artist. a photographer. an animal lover. a kid lover. a mess. more confident than I ever was before.
I love Darren Criss, Starkid, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Glee, and quotes, among other things.
All photos are discovered on photo sharing sites.
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Okay so these are the people that I talk to all the time. You guys have seen their names all over my posts even if you just started following me today. And if you, my lovely followers, start talking to me, you could end up on here too!
- Atalya is my Crazy Israeli. She made me complete my first multi-chapter fic, Minor Roles, which stars my mental version of her and Darren Criss. I found her during the Will You Play The Game craziness and she stuck around afterwards, and she got to see me video chatting for the first time ever, which is absolutely fucking amazing, I might add. I just wish we didn’t have a 7 hour time difference.
- Louise is my British Beta. I found her through Atalya, and I can’t remember what quite happened, but we ended up ganging up on Atalya and falling in love. Since she’s also overseas, she and I live vicariously through our Sims Social characters and make out/scissor all the fucking time (at my house, because apparently in the Sims world you can’t have sex on the floor, in the shower, or anywhere other than a full size bed, really). She betas my zombie Starkid fanfic, If It Kills Me, likes using the word “whilst,” and prefers commas to dashes.
- Alisha is my Cuckoo Canadienne (a little Franglais for you). She and I have bonded over ducks, smut, and the desire to vote with Darren Criss. She pushed me to start writing some one-shots (which in turn led to Minor Roles), and she also ships Darrody as hard as I do. She writes a Darrody fic referred to simply as Penis Criss, in which Darren’s penis talks but Melody still enjoys the sex. Alisha regularly liveblogs my fics and lurks my blog like none other (though there’s someone in Nebraska that’s fucking stalking me, according to StatCounter; other than that, Alisha has is down).
- Marianne is my newest friend. She let me join the Freelance Dolphins (which I named) as Louise’s lover that ruins rehearsals. She enjoys putting sexy Darren faces in my submit as well as putting ugly Darren in there (just to ruin my day). She also wrote me smut once and it was fabulous.
- Tommy is my Lego lover that I bug constantly and he for some reason puts up with it and I love him to death.
Mormals that aren’t mentioned above (and that I haven’t known long enough to write a paragraph about yet. It’ll happen!):
Okay so these are the people that I talk to all the time. You guys have seen their names all over my posts even if you just started following me today. And if you, my lovely followers, start talking to me, you could end up on here too!
- Atalya is my Crazy Israeli. She made me complete my first multi-chapter fic, Minor Roles, which stars my mental version of her and Darren Criss. I found her during the Will You Play The Game craziness and she stuck around afterwards, and she got to see me video chatting for the first time ever, which is absolutely fucking amazing, I might add. I just wish we didn’t have a 7 hour time difference.
- Louise is my British Beta. I found her through Atalya, and I can’t remember what quite happened, but we ended up ganging up on Atalya and falling in love. Since she’s also overseas, she and I live vicariously through our Sims Social characters and make out/scissor all the fucking time (at my house, because apparently in the Sims world you can’t have sex on the floor, in the shower, or anywhere other than a full size bed, really). She betas my zombie Starkid fanfic, If It Kills Me, likes using the word “whilst,” and prefers commas to dashes.
- Alisha is my Cuckoo Canadienne (a little Franglais for you). She and I have bonded over ducks, smut, and the desire to vote with Darren Criss. She pushed me to start writing some one-shots (which in turn led to Minor Roles), and she also ships Darrody as hard as I do. She writes a Darrody fic referred to simply as Penis Criss, in which Darren’s penis talks but Melody still enjoys the sex. Alisha regularly liveblogs my fics and lurks my blog like none other (though there’s someone in Nebraska that’s fucking stalking me, according to StatCounter; other than that, Alisha has is down).
- Marianne is my newest friend. She let me join the Freelance Dolphins (which I named) as Louise’s lover that ruins rehearsals. She enjoys putting sexy Darren faces in my submit as well as putting ugly Darren in there (just to ruin my day). She also wrote me smut once and it was fabulous.
- Tommy is my Lego lover that I bug constantly and he for some reason puts up with it and I love him to death.
Mormals that aren’t mentioned above (and that I haven’t known long enough to write a paragraph about yet. It’ll happen!):
Okay so these are the people that I talk to all the time. You guys have seen their names all over my posts even if you just started following me today. And if you, my lovely followers, start talking to me, you could end up on here too!
- Atalya is my Crazy Israeli. She made me complete my first multi-chapter fic, Minor Roles, which stars my mental version of her and Darren Criss. I found her during the Will You Play The Game craziness and she stuck around afterwards, and she got to see me video chatting for the first time ever, which is absolutely fucking amazing, I might add. I just wish we didn’t have a 7 hour time difference.
- Louise is my British Beta. I found her through Atalya, and I can’t remember what quite happened, but we ended up ganging up on Atalya and falling in love. Since she’s also overseas, she and I live vicariously through our Sims Social characters and make out/scissor all the fucking time (at my house, because apparently in the Sims world you can’t have sex on the floor, in the shower, or anywhere other than a full size bed, really). She betas my zombie Starkid fanfic, If It Kills Me, likes using the word “whilst,” and prefers commas to dashes.
- Alisha is my Cuckoo Canadienne (a little Franglais for you). She and I have bonded over ducks, smut, and the desire to vote with Darren Criss. She pushed me to start writing some one-shots (which in turn led to Minor Roles), and she also ships Darrody as hard as I do. She writes a Darrody fic referred to simply as Penis Criss, in which Darren’s penis talks but Melody still enjoys the sex. Alisha regularly liveblogs my fics and lurks my blog like none other (though there’s someone in Nebraska that’s fucking stalking me, according to StatCounter; other than that, Alisha has is down).
- Marianne is my newest friend. She let me join the Freelance Dolphins (which I named) as Louise’s lover that ruins rehearsals. She enjoys putting sexy Darren faces in my submit as well as putting ugly Darren in there (just to ruin my day). She also wrote me smut once and it was fabulous.
Mormals that aren’t mentioned above (and that I haven’t known long enough to write a paragraph about yet. It’ll happen!):
Okay so these are the people that I talk to all the time. You guys have seen their names all over my posts even if you just started following me today. And if you, my lovely followers, start talking to me, you could end up on here too!
- Atalya is my Crazy Israeli. She made me complete my first multi-chapter fic, Minor Roles, which stars my mental version of her and Darren Criss. I found her during the Will You Play The Game craziness and she stuck around afterwards, and she got to see me video chatting for the first time ever, which is absolutely fucking amazing, I might add. I just wish we didn’t have a 7 hour time difference.
- Louise is my British Beta. I found her through Atalya, and I can’t remember what quite happened, but we ended up ganging up on Atalya and falling in love. Since she’s also overseas, she and I live vicariously through our Sims Social characters and make out/scissor all the fucking time (at my house, because apparently in the Sims world you can’t have sex on the floor, in the shower, or anywhere other than a full size bed, really). She betas my zombie Starkid fanfic, If It Kills Me, likes using the word “whilst,” and prefers commas to dashes.
- Alisha is my Cuckoo Canadienne (a little Franglais for you). She and I have bonded over ducks, smut, and the desire to vote with Darren Criss. She pushed me to start writing some one-shots (which in turn led to Minor Roles), and she also ships Darrody as hard as I do. She writes a Darrody fic referred to simply as Penis Criss, in which Darren’s penis talks but Melody still enjoys the sex. Alisha regularly liveblogs my fics and lurks my blog like none other (though there’s someone in Nebraska that’s fucking stalking me, according to StatCounter; other than that, Alisha has is down).
- Marianne is my newest friend. She let me join the Freelance Dolphins (which I named) as Louise’s lover that ruins rehearsals. She enjoys putting sexy Darren faces in my submit as well as putting ugly Darren in there (just to ruin my day). She also wrote me smut once and it was fabulous.
