Queen of the Non Sequitur
I’m the only Mormal missing #creyes
because you are sweet and adorable and peacefull :)
ohvoldy Asks:
melodykalypso Said:
wait what how?
I need an explanation because that was one I definitely didn’t expect (not that it’s bad).
Okay so these are the people that I talk to all the time. You guys have seen their names all over my posts even if you just started following me today. And if you, my lovely followers, start talking to me, you could end up on here too!
- Atalya is my Crazy Israeli. She made me complete my first multi-chapter fic, Minor Roles, which stars my mental version of her and Darren Criss. I found her during the Will You Play The Game craziness and she stuck around afterwards, and she got to see me video chatting for the first time ever, which is absolutely fucking amazing, I might add. I just wish we didn’t have a 7 hour time difference.
- Louise is my British Beta. I found her through Atalya, and I can’t remember what quite happened, but we ended up ganging up on Atalya and falling in love. Since she’s also overseas, she and I live vicariously through our Sims Social characters and make out/scissor all the fucking time (at my house, because apparently in the Sims world you can’t have sex on the floor, in the shower, or anywhere other than a full size bed, really). She betas my zombie Starkid fanfic, If It Kills Me, likes using the word “whilst,” and prefers commas to dashes.
- Alisha is my Cuckoo Canadienne (a little Franglais for you). She and I have bonded over ducks, smut, and the desire to vote with Darren Criss. She pushed me to start writing some one-shots (which in turn led to Minor Roles), and she also ships Darrody as hard as I do. She writes a Darrody fic referred to simply as Penis Criss, in which Darren’s penis talks but Melody still enjoys the sex. Alisha regularly liveblogs my fics and lurks my blog like none other (though there’s someone in Nebraska that’s fucking stalking me, according to StatCounter; other than that, Alisha has is down).
- Marianne is my newest friend. She let me join the Freelance Dolphins (which I named) as Louise’s lover that ruins rehearsals. She enjoys putting sexy Darren faces in my submit as well as putting ugly Darren in there (just to ruin my day). She also wrote me smut once and it was fabulous.
- Tommy is my Lego lover that I bug constantly and he for some reason puts up with it and I love him to death.
Mormals that aren’t mentioned above (and that I haven’t known long enough to write a paragraph about yet. It’ll happen!):
Duck And Cover (1951) Bert The Turtle Civil Defense Duck And Cover (1951) Bert The Turtle Civil
Defense Film
This was created during the Cold War, when US citizens were convinced Russia was going to attack at any given moment and that the stuff in this video would save them.
In portugal we don’t have to write letters to get in college. Just move to here!
but but but
chicago
Hold on writing a romance about my cameras and I
Hi I’m Melody. Have a picture of Atalyas boobs. Now let me in. xoxo
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No we actually have a looot of pork dishes but my mom doesn’t eat pork meat so I never ate it too! But no one eats bacon here… Its rare! Thats very American!!!
I like bacon and sausage, and sometimes I’ll eat pork chops, but I’m not a big fan of pork in general.
and you should definitely try bacon if you ever get the chance. are there any touristy areas that serve American dishes?
